Colin & Devon

Yes, even I get one (Devon too). On November 24th of 2003, I got broadsided on Robert Road in Slidell, LA. By an uninsured old fart from Mississippi, driving a car that he did not own, who wanted to get back home to watch a TV show or eat his Pizza before it got cold. So he dashed out of a Pizza Hut Drive-Thru window at full speed without looking first. I gues driving a stylin piece of crap like a Ford Anal Probe he figured he would move so quickly and stealthily that he would slide rigth by traffic - instead he slid right into it.Devon was only 10 at the time and is still the youngest Squish-ee on record. I still wear the jacket I wore that night and I have become a true believe in HJC Helmets and Barney's Leathers thanks to that experience. I ended up with a crushed ankle,a broken collarbone, and three broken ribs. All of which were missed by the doctors at Nothshore Hospital. Always ask to be taken to Slidell Memorial if you are hurt in this area - your life may depend on it. Devon had her wrist sprined and thankfully that was all the injury she suffered. I grabbed her and pulled her on top of myself at the last moment and she only hit the concrete after cushioning her fall with my body. When one of the weiners grandkids pointed and laughed at me lying in a bloody pool with a crushed leg she smashed his nose until it bled. Two huge black men who happened to ride cruisers had seen the whole thing and ran to help. They pulled my bike off of me, freeing my leg and then they pulled Devon off the turd's grandson. The turd's name was Louis Raguer and anyone with information on his whereabouts please email me. The turd that smacked us - well being from Mississippi (out of state), the Slidell Police let him get his uninsured butt back into the Ford anal probe he hit me with and tool away with nothing more than a $373 fine for his transgression. In the end, it turns out that both he and the cars owner had given false addresses and made themselves very scarce. My attempts to get the Attourney General of Mississpi to follow up met with the usual runaround about not having jurisdiction, etc... These are things to keep in mind when you get smacked - Make sure your brothers hold the perp until the cops arrive and if he's uninsured...